A public service…

As a public service, I’d like to offer the following to all dog-loving humans:

Dog Rules:

  1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
  2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
  3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
  4. The dog is only allowed on the old furniture.
  5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
  6. All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
  7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
  8. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
  9. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
  10. In all cases of dispute – the dog rules!
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